Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays in heaven

Jun 29, 2009 at 10:09 AM
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After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomed Farrah and told her she could have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!

Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.

Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted. Michael said he needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.

Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...

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LOL! It'll be a cleaner and dirtier world without them. But at least the children will be safe!!

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Does that mean that Ed McMahon's wish was to meet Farrah?

I wonder if it was the screaming at the top of his lungs that killed Mays or if he overdosed on OxyClean.

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OMG! That is funny. 8:-)

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the robes of the saints will never be whiter..

heigghhh-oh!

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Oooo... Oooo... Ooo...

Too Funny! =)

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It's amazing how quickly these jokes start up. God bless people quicker and more clever than me.

funny

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Not that people dying is funny....but, well....that was pretty hilarious.

Did you write that?

Hey-oh!!!

I love it! I had to steal it.

Oh and I'm going to post the 2 MJ jokes I received in text the other day.

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