Today's Horiscope: Virgo
Virgo - August 23 to September 22
Remember that thing you were
worried about? That thing? Well, it's true - and you SHOULD worry
about it. You may as well cancel your fishing trip because you will
probably need the money for doctor bills and follow-up psychotherapy
visits. If I were you, I wouldn't plan on another vacation until 2015
unless you know of a quicker way to cure whatever it is that you have,
which you don't even REALLY know yet - do you? Of course, it could be
nothing at all, but why take chances.
Take a few hours today to clean off your desk for crissakes! Neatness counts and it can even multiply and divide so get busy!
And remember that other thing
that you wanted to not forget? That other thing? You don't remember do
you? That's because you are a disgusting fat-body private Pyle - you
make me sick!
Drop and give me 20!!
Drop and give me 20!!
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I am glad I am an Aquarius!