Vox Hunt: Writing - I Wish I'd Written This

My version would have been a lot more fun - without so many of the fire and brimstone stuff and the boils, etc.

Update:
Top 10 ways I would have made this better:
10.   Moses would have made it into the promise land - because 40 years ought to be worth something.
 9.    I would have included The Gospel according to Thomas - just to stir things up a bit.
 8.    Noah would have had more women around him, so that Ham might have someone else to look at.
 7.    Add an escalator to the Tower of Babel - a fast track, so to speak.
 6.    Ezekial would drop less acid in this version.
 5.    I would remove the word 'begat' - because - damn!
 4.    The holy spirit would show up every Halloween and not just in the new testament.
 3.    I'd get Stephen King to work on the Book of Revelation - because it isn't scary enough yet.
 2.    More Song of Solomon and less Psalms.
 1.    Two words - "Snake Away"