77 posts tagged “vox hunt”
Show us your glasses.
I don't wear glasses. Well, I kind of do - I wear some of those reading glasses, but only sometimes. Mostly when no one is watching me. A few weeks ago I went to the doctor to have Harold, my sty at the time, checked and they had to dilate my eyes. When I was leaving, they said "Would you like some glasses?" and at first I was thinking I didn't need any, but then the word "FREE" came to the surface, so I said "Oh, of course!" I was thinking Ray Bans and Men in Black, and all kinds of fun stuff and so forth. Instead, she pulls out what could have been a wad of bills, but was actually a wad o' sunglasses. She pulled one "off" of the roll and handed it to me. SWEET!
Not quite the Will Smith look I was going for, but I'm all set now for the next solar eclipse. Plus, they store easily because you just roll them up...
Show us eight of something.
Show us a bird native to your habitat.
This little guy was just on our front porch this week.
I called the cops, of course.
From Airplane II:
Mr. Hammen: And how about the time we hopped in the family car and drove all the way to Woodstock?
Mrs. Hammen: Oh, that was a time. You got hold of that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks, you kept telling everyone that you were Jesus Christ and then you jumped off a roof 'cause you thought you could fly!
Mr. Hammen: What a bummer.
Mrs. Hammen: No shit.
In honor of Independence Day, show us something patriotic.
Show us the cartoon character that annoys you the most.
Yeah, I know - I'm not "with it".
Share a song you listened to in 6th grade.
Share a song you loved way back in the day.
Because who can resist:
Show us something you can't resist.
Show us the five people you'd invite to a dinner party.
Only five. (and I assume Jamie and Nathan are already attending)
